Okay, sex is easy… in and out then grab a beer. The man is happy as hell, the woman stealing batteries out of his fancy flashlights to finish what he started.
So what is the deal here? Is it a Cosmic Joke?
What didn't I do?
It is unfair that women know EXACTLY what to do for men, and Men were not given one single solitary genetic clue as what to do with a woman or when she is happy.
Prostitution is popular for one reason alone, men ask for it, get it, and leave happy campers with no commitment, promises or duties in return for a swell time. So what is the deal, it is a communication issue? A game that men and women start to play
A Man can loose these in a relationship
from birth? It is dangerous to even talk about the female orgasm. Flashes of Dinner, movies, kind words, and promises of hugs and cuddling are enough to make most men whimper.
It is not their fault, men, that is… they are wired to use it, then loose it. Back in the days, you had to hit it hard and fast before the lions came and ate you in the process. (we are told that as small children to pass along.)
What are we to do? We have to live a civil and happy life… but we want it 4 times a day… give or take. So, men invented the camera so they could have xxx porn to watch, and sort of “fill-in” the happy moments that are promised every third Saturday unless the month starts with a ‘J’.
The thing is we KNOW that this is a cosmic conspiracy… we have proof! What is the proof you ask? It is this:
- A Man’s happiness is obvious for all to see! It sticks right out there, leaks, and is VERY hard to hide.
- A Woman’s happiness is covered with a hood and hidden under a bush!
Pass it on… the conspiracy is busted!
Now for a quick movie and a beer. Discovery is hard work.
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