so i really wanna get this shit off ma chest, been thinkin’ bout my ex-gf recently and the last time I saw her, so I guess i just wanna tell everyone how we broke up and maybe this will emancipate me or somthin.
anyway, we were so much in love. we used to go to all these romantic places, like dog kennels and doctors and Mcdonalds. she would always do these really cute things that girlfriends do, ya know like kissing my fingernails, putting her hands in my pockets and accidentally stealing my wallet and of course the classic ‘accidentally kissing another guy’! she was always so funny ^_^
so one day i decided i would surprise her vy bvisiting her at her home, seeing as it was decemner 25, which i assume is valentines day. so I turned up there with a gift for her (a dvd of Mississippi Burning) and her parents weren’t home so I snuck in to her house throgh the cat window and climbed up the stairs. so i heard some bad noises and i thought “OH SHIT SOMEONE IS FUKKING KILLING HER” so i ran really fast and tripped as I went up the stairs and broke the family picture of her great great grandpa or some shit. anyway that wasn’t important.
i dragged myself upstrairs (later on I was told that I had torn my achilles heel or something) and my foot was hurtin’ like a cuntcracker. but i coudl still hear some screaming and i thought she would die soon like in CSI, so i got there finally and found that she was being murdered by another guy in her bed. which wasn’t cool. so I threw one of those desktop lamp things at the guy and he was like bleeding from his eyeball. anyway my gf was screaming at me and things and she was naked for some reason, but i don’t remember much else because I was blacked out and blood was all over the floor.
I woke up in the hospital forty two hours later after seventeen separate operations on my heel and three blood transufion? transconfusing more like. whatever. there was a letter from my gf telling me that she hated me and wanted me to die. then she came and visited anyway and punched me three times, which was something we did for love y’know, no biggy, then she stabbed me in the anus though which was new. but they fixed that too.
important thing is, that guy didn’t kill her.
so that’s where i am now… i can’t hold it much more… remy’d gets love, he’s a lover not a fighter he knows the SOUL OF RAP.
but I don’t i guess…. god i miss her GOD I MISS HER
BABY COME BACK TO ME WE CAN GET MARRIED!!!!! I WANT CHILDREN!!! PLEASE!!!!
i have to go listen to rihanna now… REMY’D YOU FEEL ME!??? god we ned to meet sometime…
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