Nomes xXx Hilários

Bem então, depois de alguns dias longe da rede eu vou retomar agora, e aproveitar pra jogar o calibre e o nível dos meus posts na lama. Mas é engraçado. Acabei de achar uma lista de nomes de Filmes Pornô interessantes. Olha o naipe.

Jorrada nas estrelas
O Exterminador do teu furo.
O Senhor dos Anais !!! as duas picas
O senhor dos Anais !!! A sociedade do anal
O senhor dos anais !!! o retorno do GAY
Metrix
Trair e Trepar é Só Começar
Desejo de Meter
O todo fuderoso
O exterminador do pau duro
A mão que balança a benga
Branca de neve e seus 7 anais
Dura de socar
Axé Devassa 2 – “minha bunda tem dendê”
Apertem os pintos, a ninfomaníaca fugiu
O Grelo Falante.
Quatro casamentos e um bacanal
Entrevista com o Vampiroca
Pintanic
Peter Pau
O arrombamento do meu melhor amigo
Pênis, o pimentinha
Zero zero mete
A biscate do soldado ryan
O Sexo sentido
Rombo 2 – a missão
Fodas frustradas em Las Vegas
Negão Impossível
O massacre da jeba elétrica
O Pepino Maluquinho
20 mil línguas sob marina
Deu ao diabo na terra do sol
O bumbum de Rosemary
Gozando na chuva
A Vagabunda de Notre Dame
Apocalipse anal
O poderoso bengão

Ghetto Halloween: 12 Slutty Halloween Costumes To Avoid

Yeah, they are making these costumes for a reason.

The reason is dumb bunnies think they are cute and buy them.

What’s so cute about looking ghetto and slutty?

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Hoe-Bag!

Strip the Devil Costume?

Vinyl Devil Pasties? Where's the costume?

Devil Tramp???

Twilight Tramp-ire!

Rodeo Trollop!

Cowgirl From The Corner

Pixie Faerie?

Patriot Slut: For The Boys!

Bee-ing Slutty?

The costume is named "Super Hottie"...but you know what we think....

Camo-Tramp

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Terminator: Salvation

Terminator la Salvacion

Comentario:

Despues de salir de la sala de cine, supe que la pelicula era buena, porque me costo trabajo dejar de pensar en ella, ademas al final, sentia que era muy corto y que debia de haber seguido haciendo mas pelicula.

Un Clasico para el futuro

Vamos a lo bueno de la pelicula:

No esperaba que la historia  se desempeñara en un plano intermedio, sino en que fuera ya casi al final de la guerra y que ya todo lo de la primera o segunda (pero la tercera mejor ni acordarse), entrega fueran lejanas. pero estubimos un poco mas serca, mas en contacto del inicio de todo, de como se conectan las primeras dos.

No solo un heroe

En efectos FX me gusto mucho, pues eran realizados en espacios abiertos y no oscuros para difuminar algunos errores de renderizaciones, tambien fue de destacar la introduccion de otros elementos roboticos, y la interaccion que cada uno tenia uno con el otro, y claro los tipicos T-800 y T-101 que debian de estar presentes como comando de infanteria.

Los lugares eran grandes y depoblados con suficiente iluminacion, con ello los detalles de cada una de las maquinas era sobervio, y daba el entorno caotico de una devastacion por una guerra larga y sin tregua.

Metal liquido donde estas?

Lo malo:

La trama era buena, pero algunas veces las acciones que se realizaban no tenían mucha lógica, pues en momentos se miraba que existía la posibilidad de destruir o agregar algo y no se hacía, claro eso que se evitaba era lo que hacía que la trama funcionara.

Otra cosa, me hubiera gustado  que saliera el T-1000 que era el mejor por su versatilidad y maldad, pero eso ocasionaría que nunca pudieran ganar la guerra, porque este robot liquido no tenia puntos débiles.

Fue agradable que entrara otro nuevo robot a la escena, una fusión entre humano y robot, aunque cierto es que los robots determinaron que el hombre era el punto débil para la supervivencia de el mismo.

Ya para terminar, realmente creo que la historia estuvo mal, porque matar al padre de Connor, si eso ya se podía prever, pero en las escenas que pusieron pidieron matarlo desde el primer momento y no se hizo, pese a que las maquinas decían que tenían que matarlo lo más rápido posible.

Conclusión: efectos buenos, la historia del mundo apocalíptico también, pero el plan para matar al padre de Connor eso si que se lo sacaron de la manga….

9.21.9 - "You Got Me Begging You For Mercy!"

I have always enjoyed that one week of each month that I get my period. Because I’m on birth control I can even predict the day that I should start. For approximately one week Daisy quietly simmers inside, in my mind I see her curled up like a tuckered cat within my ribcage. And though I was looking forward to the relatively normal co-worker relationship with Clint while I was on the rag, he obviously wasn’t planning to be as merciful as Daisy. It started Friday while we were trying to finish running the wall. I was wearing jeans and my new ropers, my custom belt buckle, and a fitted t-shirt I got for a bargain at Goodwill. I had to admit, those jeans fit my curves well, hugging the shape of my ass but very modest as the high waist line at the back didn’t allow for any sneak peeks at my thong when I crouched. The store was virtually empty for much of the day which allowed for Clint and I to work together on the wall and knock it out in no time. I am still very uneasy standing next to Clint as I can feel his heat jumping off his broad chest. I tried desperately to avoid passing too close behind him, but he quickly figured out my tactics and made every possible attempt to brush up against me, his hands trailing lower to casually graze my lap or my back pockets. After several minutes of this I could feel that familiar rapping in my chest, those sharp nails combing down my spine and that tight grip that Daisy had on me. She flared to life when I was kneeling, putting away some shoes, and Clint snuck up behind me and grabbed my ponytail with one hand and pulled back hard till I lost my balance and fell back against his thighs. I gasped, a sound wrapped in pleasure, and sought Clint’s gaze, only to find him beaming down at me. No…Not now…Not at work, not on my period! I knew I wouldn’t be able to rush into the back and sooth Daisy’s desire, so I continued to avoid Clint, failing miserably. At one moment, when he brushed by behind me too dangerously close, I whipped a hand out and trail my fingertips softly against his lap. He moaned and crumbled quickly onto a bench. Without thinking, guided only by Daisy’s whim, I followed him to the bench where he was pretending to rest as if the moment got too heated for him to continue. As I approached he tried to stand but I blocked his way, shielding his escape with body, legs spread on either side of his knees. I could hear Daisy egging me on, purring behind my ear and pinching the supple flesh of my inner thighs. I lifted one leg and dragged it across the side of Clint’s thigh as if I was preparing to plant myself on his lap. Somewhere far off I heard his drawl, “You’re Crazy…” and my voice rolled off my lips like a purr, knowing far too well that it wasn’t me, “You like it..” And with that I climbed off and resumed my task. For the remaining time that I was working, I was able to fend off his advances only because I had reached my limit, the heat pouring off of me.

Tonight I close with him. He’s going to pay for what he’s been doing to me, to Daisy, to my precious body.

Anillo 1

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Algunas entradas de conciertos de Tool a principio de 1997 fueron impresos con este lema.  Jodi Clancy y otros nos ofrecen esta intuición:  Hay dos pinturas del período Barroco (1630) de Poussin llamados  “Et In Arcadia Ego”, traducido: “Yo también, en Arcadia” o “incluso en Arcadia estoy”. El tema es “Cuando tres pastores que viven en la idílica tierra de Arcadia descifran una enigmática inscripción sobre una tumba, una estatua femenina pone lentamente la mano sobre el hombro de uno de ellos. Ella puede ser el espíritu de la muerte, recordando a estos mortales, como hace la inscripción, que la muerte se encuentra incluso en Arcadia, sonde se supone que reina la felicidad perfecta.”

Aparentemente, una pintura de Poussin se supone que es una parte principal del Misterio de Rennes le Chateau, como se dice en el libro “Holy Blood, Holy Grail” (que está incluido en la lista de lecturas recomendadas de Tool). El dogma principal de este libro es que hay una organización secreta (Un Illuminati de varias clases, ver pregunta D4), llamada Priorato de Zion, los supuestos protectores de la sangre de Jesús. Tool se estaban refiriendo claramente a la frase que aparece en la abadía de Rennes le Chateau (que era el [?? "backdrop"] de la pintura de Nicolas Poussin – Henry Lincoln consiguientemente publicó “The Holy Place”, que continúa con este hecho)

Rennes le Chateau, por cierto, es donde “Ænima” fue escrito y grabado, si os creéis la biografía de Tool (no deberíais).

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Saving Maia Campbell: Family Members Say, "She Is In Treatment And In A Facility..."

After a video was released of former “In The House” costar Maia Campbell behaving irrationally with incoherent banter, the blogosphere unleashed a hailstorm of criticism and ridicule about the young actress acting out. However, Campbell has suffered for some time with bipolar disease, and her family, including her late mother, award-winning author Bebe Moore Campbell, have always loved and supported her. Campbell’s father, Ellis Gordon Jr., and grandmother, Doris C. Moore, have released an exclusive statement to ESSENCE.com addressing the recent events that have placed their daughter and granddaughter under much public scrutiny. “She is in treatment and in a facility,” Gordon says.  Read more here.

This is very hopeful news about the beautiful and talented, Maia Campbell.  I don’t believe anyone enjoys seeing a young life in such a deep disfunction.  This story struck such a deep nerve with the public who watched Maia go from teen actress to a down and out woman who was obviously in desperate need of help.

Some shunned Maia, belittling the importance of her life to nothingness in their own arrogance.  Others, myself included, shunned the minstrels who filmed Maia in a state of disorientation, then in subsequent videos, had the nerve to “defend” themselves and actions.  One would have to be a complete ne’er-do-well to ever consider, and follow through on doing such a heinous act to another human being.

We at the She So Ghetto blog wish Maia nothing but the exceptional and extrodinary best that life has to offer.  We hope that she is ready and willing to put the the past behind her, to heal her pain and to focus on her bright future.  Namaste.  Seriously M.

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Will You Look At These Beautiful Big Butts

We had a little getty, the whole crew was kicking it watching animals and Jacko, but the main event was the pair of beauties taking over with their SPECIAL FEATURES, Alexis Breeze and Isis Taylor, enough said!!! I know, I don’t have to keep going but I will, these girls freak the shit out of Carlo and Shaggy, themselves, and they leave the rest of the crew crunk on that ass!! I may sound like i’m talking smack but like I said, Alexis Breeze and Isis Taylor, too much ass for anybody to withstand without catching a freak out. Round asses, booty shaking, bouncing, and there’s a special trick these two pull out with a long dildo, I won’t tell you, watch it!  Join here!

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Nikki catches her coworker looking at a lesbian porno magazine. She finds it gross and they begin to argue when their boss Lexi overhears them. Lexi finds the magazine sexy and will stop at nothing to have Nikki’s tongue all over her horny wet pussy. At first Nikki resists but everyone knows the boss is always! Nikki finally gives in to Lexi’s dominating seduction and a full on lesbian fuckfest ensues!  Join here!

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Le Culture Club: Entrevue exclusive avec Orange Orange

Janvier 2008. Dom Hamel prend le pari risqué de quitter la formation Gatineau et de plonger tête première dans un nouveau projet : Orange Orange. Huit mois plus tard et deux semaines après la sortie d’un premier opus hautement vitaminé, force est d’admettre que le jeu en valait la chandelle. Conversation juteuse avec un multi instrumentiste de talent, lui-même dépassé par la joyeuse tournure des événements. [suite]

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Sept 7 th, Sunday, The Stratosphere

Enter 1030 at the Stratosphere

After 10 hours of driving we glad we here

Go up to the room, crack a beer

Laugh, we been planning this for half a year

So we hit the Sahara, single hand black jack

Soup scooping chips as heads to where the craps at

Cleans up, leans up and says guess what?

I figured out this Vegas thing as All – In or bust

So we head to Circus Circus, playing slots, smoking cigars

Hot wind desert feels better outside the rent a car

Sluts of Fun was a bust, we lost half of what we had

Margaritas was the cheapest I’ll just leave it at that

Got lost met back up inside Treasure Island

Grabbed a cab, left before i remembered where my night went

Ordered room service while I’m burning up the herbness…

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